From: "Icedncer34" (icedncer34@aol.com)
Subject: Song Parody: "Yuri Balkov's Coming To Town"
Date: Friday, November 29, 2002 2:08 PM
"Yuri Balkov's Coming To Town"
by Icedncer34
You better not pout, you better not whine
You better watch out I'm telling you why
Yuri Balkov's coming, to town
He's making phone calls,
and tapping his toes
How he'll rank the skaters Speedy already knows
Yuri Balkov's coming, to town
He ignores you while you're skating
He knows just who will win
His only question now is just how much
can I screw over the Canadians?
Oh, you better now pout, you better not cry
Don't answer your phone, I'm telling you why
Yuri Balkov's coming, to town!
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