A Tribute Song: "What Would Brian Orser Do?"
Author: Trudi Marrapodi <trudiwantsnospam@clarityconnect.com>
Date: 02/22/2000
Forum: rec.sport.skating.ice.figure

"What Would Brian Orser Do?"
By Trudi Marrapodi

[to the tune of "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" from the movie "South Park"]

What would Brian Orser do
If he was here right now?
He'd plan a jump and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Orser'd do!

When Brian Orser was in the Goodwill Games,
Skating for the gold,
He whaled right up and did a triple axel,
Even though he was old!

When Brian Orser was in the Adirondacks,
Fighting big black bears,
He used his magical back flip,
to leap right over their lair!

What would Brian Orser do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an axel or two,
That's what Brian Orser'd do!

(Me, on Friday morning):
I want to go up to LP!

Skating Fans:
Orser has made a believer out of me!

Me:
And I just want the judges
to stop putting Brian down,
For him I'd be an activist, too--
That's what Brian Orser'd do!

What would Brian Orser do?
He'd call all the adults in town
And tell them they can do what they try to,
That's what Brian Orser'd do!

When Brian Orser traveled back through time
To the year 1987,
He nearly fought the mighty 'Tano off
And put his fans in heaven!

Me:
And if she acted like he was washed up,
He could beat up Christine Brennan!
'Cuz Brian Orser doesn't take sh** from anybody!

So let's get all the fans together,
For we have to spread the word,
And every one will stay true-blue,
'Cuz that's what Brian Orser'd do!
That's what Brian Orser'd do!

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