From: "Icedncer34" (icedncer34@aol.com)
Subject: Parody: "The Twelve Days of Speedy"
Date: Wednesday, December 25, 2002 4:37 PM
The Twelve Days of Speedy
by Icedncer34
On the first day of Christmas, Cinquanta gave to me, another judging controversy.
I know you all know how the song goes, so I won't write out the whole thing.
2 more pairs gold medals
3 years suspension
4 new judging systems
5 collaborating judges
6 verbal warnings
7 scores that counted
8 ex-Soviet officials
9 written reprimands
10 anonymous judges
11 mindless sound bites
12 bewildered skaters
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