From: Trudi Marrapodi (trudee@clarityconnect.competent)
Subject: Top 10 Reasons Sale & Pelletier Placed Second
Newsgroups: rec.sport.skating.ice.figure
Date: 2002-02-13 15:10:31 PST
Top 10 Reasons Sale & Pelletier Placed Second
by Trudi Marrapodi
With all due apologies to Worldwide Pants (not to mention John Zimmerman's
pants), here are...THE TOP 10 REASONS SALE & PELLETIER PLACED SECOND
10. Cut a deal with the French judge to take a dive in return for a vote for Bourne & Kraatz in the ice dance
9. Utah has REEEEEEEALLY bad sushi
8. Judges found their innovative "Dinner Roll" move to be in violation of ISU rules
7. They forgot to make arrangements with Jeff Gillooly and Shaun Eckardt to "take care of the competition"
6. Nearly failed doping test after friendly group of snowboarders invited them to "try out our half-pipe"
5. Bribing the judges: good idea. Using Canadian money: bad idea
4. Canadian whiskey just no match for Russian vodka
3. They didn't use The Force!
2. Three words: "axis of evil"
and finally, the number-one Reason Sale & Pelletier Placed Second...
1. Chickened out on attempt to do the "Pamchenko"
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