A Song for Top Jump
by Fiona McQuarrie

Cool winter night
But no skating yet
And there won't be any skating, you bet


Just some jumps
We hope they're high
Because TV ratings might just die


(chorus)
Hey, Ottavio, gimme the news
I'm gonna
Go jump for the ISU
Lots of pills will have to cure my ills when I
Bust myself for the ISU


E-man-uel
Tends to choke on jumps
But he'll be there, soaking up the bumps
Michael Weiss
Wants to do quad sal
He should try it au naturel


(repeat chorus)

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