Todd's Soliloquy
by Ruby Pratka

To pro or not to pro, that is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind
To face the teenage quad kings in outrageous costumes, or
Take arms against the great Cinquanta, and by opposing, leave him?
To skate, to pro, to pro... perchance to tour.
Aii, what a mess,
For in a sixty city tour, what comps may come must give it pause.

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