From: "Trudi"
<marrapodwantsnospam@binghamton.edu>
Subject: Song Parody: "Speedy-Man"
Date: Friday, May 10, 2002 2:39 PM
"Speedy-Man"
by Trudi Marrapodi
(to the tune of the "Spider-man" theme song)
Speedy-Man, Speedy-Man,
Does whatever a despot can,
Tells a lie, any size,
Catches ire, just like flies!
Look out! Here comes the Speedy-Man!
Has he got power? Listen, you!
He's the prez of the ISU!
Can he make you swing from a rope?
Take a look at his latest dope!
Hey there, there goes the Speedy-Man!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of judging crimes,
Like a streak of light,
Covers his behind, just in time!
Speedy-Man, Speedy-Man,
Friendly Ottavio Speedy-Man,
Wealth and fame he's not ignored,
Skating power's his reward!
He thinks skaters should simply suck up,
Wherever there's a muck-up,
You'll find the Speedy-Man!
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