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From: tru...@clarityconnect.competent (Trudi Marrapodi)
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:35:49 +0100
Subject: Song Parody: The Skating Christmas Song
The Skating Christmas Song
by Trudi Marrapodi
This is my gift, such as it is, to RSSIF in this season of injuries and no-shows. Enjoy.
(to the tune of "The Christmas Song")
Stephane's resting up from surgery,
Evgeny's just back up on his toes.
You'll find skaters off the ice for awhile,
Seems that's just the way it goes.
Everybody knows that without Michelle and Sasha,
The US can't sell a cheesefest right.
Tiny stars with their backs all thrown out
Make it hard for Speedy to sleep tonight.
He says that punishment's on its way,
Oh no, you won't go to Olympics if you stray,
And you know Debbi Wilkes is gonna spy,
To see if that injury is the truth or a lie.
So I'm offering this simple phrase
To those who from events withdrew:
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Merry Meniscus to you.
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