From: TCAXEL (tcaxel@aol.com)
Subject: Sasha's Song
Newsgroups: rec.sport.skating.ice.figure
Date: 2002-01-15 10:03:41 PST
Sasha's Song
by TCAXEL
To music of "Don't Stand so Close to me" (The Police)
Young skater, the subject
Of Button's fantasy
She wants it to badly
Olympic Gold she sees
Inside, there's longing
That girl's an open page,
First place, she's so close now
Her spirals all the rage
Don't skate, don't skate so
Don't skate so close to me
Don't skate, don't skate so
Don't skate so close to me
The skaters so jealous
You know how rivals get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be John Nick's pet
Ambition, frustration
So bad it makes her cry
Warmups can be so messy
That ice is hers to glide
(Don't skate...)
Loose talk in the arena
To bump Michelle she tries
Strong words in Brennan's corner
The accusations fly
No use she's so determined
The spotlights her to take
Just like that blond skater
Whose actions made knees quake
(Don't skate...)
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