From: gobigred
Subject: If speed is so important,

Russian Speed
by gobigred



To the tune of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear"



I hear skates scraping when Irina skates,
When Ya-ags la-ands it cracks,
Mariii-a's knees do drive me nuts,
But overall they're great!

Speed on the ice, it's a Russian thing!
Passed on from "tough-love" coaches of nigh,
Or maybe it comes from Graf angels bending near the earth
which ma-ake those ska-ates of gold!

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