From: "Lurker"
Newsgroups: rec.sport.skating.ice.figure
Date: Tuesday, November 03, 1998
Subject: Re: ISU Parody Song: Il Stinkwanta Wants to Rule the World

"IL STINKWANTA WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD"
by Lurker

(to the tune of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears)

Welcome to a new season
There's been a few set backs
Even while we gape
We will find els acting on their best behavior
Turn the other cheek on Pompous Speedy
Stinky Speedy wants to rule their world

It's Stink's Fascist Reign
Stink has no remorse
Stink has lost his mind
Stinky makes the least
of freedom and of pleasure
He may actually last forever
Stinky blackmails U.S.F.S.A

There's a room where the walls are rubbered
Where the pillows come with daily pills
and a jacket that ties behind you
So Speedy, go check into it
They'll keep you on weekly basis
Everybody wants to see you gone

I can't stand his imprecision
Empowered with a lack of vision
Still Stinkwanta wants to rule the world

Say that he'll never never never never get to
One headcase why not commit him?
Impeach that Stinky; he makes us want to hurl

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Let's not let that Stinky rule our world

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