From: PegLewis <Peglewis@aol.com>
Newsgroups: rec.sport.skating.ice.figure
Date: Sunday, November 01, 1998
Subject: 'I Am The Ruler' ('We Are The Champions' (Queen?))


"I Am The Ruler"
by PegLewis

(to the tune of "We Are The Champions" by Queen)


Click here to play:
"wearedchamps.mid"

I've done my job
Time after time,
Threatened the skaters
who committed no crimes.
Denied requests -
I've done that, too.
I've had to put the top stars in their place -
My word is true!

I am the ruler, the Man!
And I'll keep on threat'ning - till the end
Watch how the members
quiver and shiver!
My word is final
'Cause I am the ruler - of the world -

I've made up new rules
That make sense to me;
I want the golden fortune and everything that goes with it;
I thank you all -

But if you don't care to schmooze,
Too bad, you lose.
I consider you my oysters to shuck and swallow whole,
And I ain't gonna lose!

I am the ruler, the Man!
And I'll keep on winning without end!
No one can stop me -
Sanctions held hostage -
My word is final
'Cause, I am the ruler of the world !


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