Subject: 'Tavio, The Possessed (Bennie and the Jets)
From: <PegLewis@aol.com>
Date: 31 Oct 1998

"Tavio the Possessed"
by PegLewis

(to the tune of "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John)

Hey fans, put your hands together,
the spotlight's hitting someone
who thinks he can change the weather.
He'll kill the sport we love tonight,
so stick around.
You're gonna see an egomaniac,
solid skull of bone.

Say, Shelley and Ilya, have you seen him yet?
Oh, but he's so spaced out: T-T-T-T-T-T-T-'Tavio, the possessed.
But he's sly and he's powerful,
Oh, 'Tavio he's really mean.
He's got an iron fist, a fax machine,
you know I read it in a net e-zine.
Oh! T-T-T-'Tavio, the possessed.

Hey, fans, cry out for the skaters
Maybe they're trusting,
But 'Tavio makes them wait-ers,
They shall survive only if they play along
They can't fight their leader out in the press
to prove who's right and who's wrong.

Say, Shelley and Ilya, have you seen him yet?
Oh, but he's so spaced out: T-T-T-T-T-T-T-'Tavio, the possessed.
But he's sly and he's powerful,
Oh, 'Tavio he's really mean.
He's got an iron fist, a fax machine,
you know I read it in a net e-zine.
Oh! T-T-T-'Tavio, the possessed.

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