Subject: Got Filk? (Re: Did someone say song parodies?)
From: trudiwantsnospam@clarityconnect.com (Trudi Marrapodi)
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1998

"Michelle"
by Trudi Marrapodi

(to the tune of "Michelle" by the Beatles)

Michelle, _ma belle_,
On the ice she skates so very well,
Our Michelle.

Michelle's an el,
These are words that go together well,
"El" "Michelle."

We need you, we need you, we need you,
We need to make you see,
You should be in Grand Prix,
So until you do we're slapping you
'til you know what we mean.

Michelle, OUR el,
pro-ams are not where you should do well,
OUR Michelle.

Michelle, OUR el,
swaying in the wind just like a bell,
OUR Michelle.

How can you, how can you, how can you
Go to Detroit now?
We'll punish you somehow.
And until we do we're hoping you will heed and kowtow.

Michelle, IN-el,
That's your name if you don't heed us well,
OUR Michelle.

We will make the only threats we know that you'll understand,
El-Michelle!

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