From: "Anne Pytlak" <katia_soifan@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 02 Nov 2000
Subject: New Parody Song

"A Long, Hard Year"
by Anne

Sung to "A Hard Day's Night" by the Beatles

(A song to Cinquanta, sung by a skater)

It's been a hard long year
I've been treated like a dog
It's been a hard long year
I want to chop your little head off

And when I do that jump
Or I spin that spin
You know I feel like crap

You know I work all day
To get you money to buy your things
And it's not worth to hear you say
We're gonna move Worlds from Brisbane

So why on earth should I skate
'Cause you know that I hate
When you change the rules

(at Nice, Paris, Worlds 2000)

When I'm here, everything seems to be wrong
When I'm here, I feel like singing you this song
Song, yeah!

It's been a hard long year
I've been treated like a dog
It's been a hard long year
I want to chop your little head off

And whenever I see you
And the things that you do
You know I feel all mad
AGHH!

So why on earth should I skate
'Cause you know that I hate
When you change the rules

When I'm here, everything seems to be wrong
When I'm here, I feel like singing you this song
Song, yeah!

It's been a hard long year
And I've been treated like a dog
It's been a hard long year
I want to chop your little head off

And whenever I see you
And the things that you do
You know I feel all mad
You know I feel all mad
You know I feel all mad!

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