From: "MusetGaia", aka "Lurker"
Subject: Yet Another Parody: The Best That Ilia Can Do
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1998

"The Best That Ilia Can Do"
by Lurker



(to the tune of "The Best That You Can Do" from the movie "Arthur")



Click here to play:
"arthur.mid"

All of your life you aim to be
Someone who touches hearts all around
and next thing you know you're wearing that Holy Relic

Wake up and it's still with you
Even though you've left it way across town
Wondering to yourself, "Hey! what have I done?!"

When you get caught between the moon and Nagano podium
I know it's crazy
But it's true
If you get caught between the moon and Nagano podium
The best that you can do
The best that you can do
Is to look around you

'Tavio he does as he pleases
All of his term as Master of ISU
Deep in his heart
He's just
He's just a boy
Taking his time one week at a time
Giving the world a really hard time
Laughing about the way they want him to be

When you get caught
Between Ottavio and the French Fed
I know it's crazy!
But it's true!
When you get caught
Between Michelle Kwan and Todd Eldredge
The best that you can do
The best that you can do
Is to speak your own mind

When you get caught
Between Ottavio and the Pro Ams
I know it's crazy
But it's true
When you get caught
Between Ottavio and your el hopes
The best that you can do
The best that you can do
Is to let Speedy sweat


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