From: "MusetGaia", aka "Lurker"
Subject: Another Parody: Every Week The Pro Ams Get By Me
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1998

"Every Week the Pro Ams Get By Me"
by Lurker



(to the tune of "Everyday I Write the Book" by Elvis Costello)


Click here to play:
"everydaywrite.mid"

Ooo Hoo Oooo Oooo Oooo Yay ay ay ooohooohooohooo

Don't tell me you didn't know our new rules
When by now you all should know me better
When you find strange quotes in your news server
When your dream season turns out to be a pipedream
I'm a man with a mission with two or three different minds

I'm giving you a sly look
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday I fax new "rules"

Chapter One
We didn't really look far along
Chapter Two
I think I sorta led you along
I said "Let everything happen" in the middle of Chapter Three
But the French were swimming in debts in Chapters Four, Five, and Six

I'm giving you an "active rest"
Every time, every time, every time, every time you get any ideas

The way I fax
The way I talk jive and avoid facts and laugh
With four or five paragraphs
All your diplomatic appeals and my curt replies
That I've sent along with unquotable rules

I'm giving you a mean look
Every week, every week, every week, every week I dangle the bait

Every week I POWER-TRIP!

Don't tell me you don't know the difference
Between a thinker and a power-tripper
With my email and my zippy little faxer
In an imperfect world where no one is my equal
I still own the sanctioning rights and will be working on my next victim

I'm giving you a second look

Maybe you, maybe she, maybe he, maybe they will have to go
Maybe you, maybe she, maybe he, maybe they will sit out next
Maybe you, maybe she, maybe he, maybe they will have to "rest"

[Chorus]
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday I fax away
I'm giving you a second look and
Everyday everyday I'm powertripping
I'm giving her a longer look
Everyday everyday I write new rules
I'm giving him a longer look
Everyday everyday I fax some more
I'm giving them a second look
Every week every week they must confirm
I'm giving you all a mean look
Every week every week they must conform
I'm giving you a dirty look
Everyday everyday my head grows bigger
I'm giving you a longer look
Next week next week you might not skate

Yaaay Oooooo Yaaay OoooHoooHooo ... Ha Ha Ha!


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