Author: Mary E Tyler <dejahvu@erols.com>
Date: 11/05/1998
Subject: Close Every Rink (a parody)

"Close Every Rink"
by Mary E. Tyler



(to the tune of "Close Every Door" from "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat")



Click here to play:
"closeeverydoor.mid"

Close every rink to me
Hide all the fans from me
Bar exhibitions
And all the spot lights

What do you want from me
Not skating for a fee?
I'm just a spinner
And I cannot fight!

Cause careers are important I
asked "Mr Cinquanta, Why?"
Opens, I will do or die
I will keep my word

Close every rink to me
Hide all the fans from me
The Champions on Ice
Are never alone

For I know that I can go
To skate the comps as a pro
And make lots of money so
Screw the ISU.

Close every rink to me
Hide all the fans from me
I will consider
those who cannot fight...

Detroit, I am so sorry
That I cannot skate for thee
Opens want sanctions
Dick Button is right!

Close all the ice to me
I'll go pro, then you'll see
Ratings will drop down
When Shelly goes too.

Mr Cinquanta, he is a pain
I'm big, so he jerks my chain
The ISU cannot win
I'm not Michelle Kwan!


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