Buy a Russian
by Fiona McQuarrie

Oh baby baby
There's no one to skate with me
I don't have a partner

Oh baby baby
I will go across the sea
To buy me a Russian

They're really cute, they skate so fast
Perhaps this is my chance at last
I'll go to Worlds, I'll be a star
For just a time....
Buy a Russian, he'll be mine

Well I heard some country broke up somewhere
Didn't pay attention
But if I get a Russian to be my pair
I'll skate for his nation

I'll represent some far-off land
Can't spell the name, or find a map
He will cost lots, but I don't care
He will be mine...
Buy a Russian, get in line

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