From: "Trudi Marrapodi"
<trudee@clarityconnect.competent>
Subject: Parody Song: "Blame Canada"
Date: Saturday, February 16, 2002 10:30 PM
BLAME CANADA
by Trudi Marrapodi
(to the tune of you-know-what)
Times have changed,
Our skating kids are getting worse,
They won't obey the ISU,
They just want to whine and curse!
Should we blame the judging?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the folks at NBC?
No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Jamie's beady little eyes,
Telling those gold-medal lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault,
It's Canada's fault!
(Speedy)
Don't blame me,
For this French-judge flap,
They should be glad they got the silver--
We just put them on the map!
(Didier)
And my skater, Sophie, once,
Had my picture on her shelf,
But now when I see her, she tells me to go (expletive deleted) myself!
(Speedy and Didier together)
Well, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong,
Since Canada came along!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway!
(Tamara Moskvina)
My skaters could have had the gold all by themselves, it's true--
Instead the media burned them up like a piggy on a barbecue!
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the ISU so trapped in muck and mire?
Heck no!
(Everyone)
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With their sore-loser hullabalooo,
And that bitchy Bezic, too!
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The allegations we must stop,
The trash we must smash,
David Pelletier's jokes and fun
Must all be undone,
We must blame them and cause a fuss--
Before someone thinks of blaming US!
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