From: Mike and LaDonna <julio@btigate.com>
Date: Monday, November 02, 1998
Subject: Song Parodies

"The ISU's Got 2 Faces"
by Sk8Fan2



(to "Friends in Low Places", by Garth Brooks)



Click here to play:
"friendsgarth.mid"

Well, Blame it fate
They said she couldn't skate
And they ruined her chance to defend
The first one to know, she was out of the show
She was the last one that they'd let attend.

And we all were surprised
Michelle was denied
We said "The ISU must be insane!"
"Show me the rule!"
"Hey, don't be so cruel"
"Where do I go to complain?"

CHORUS:
'Cause the ISU's got two faces,
Where the rules don't apply to all cases,
And every day
They're subject to change
And the Prez ain't big on social graces
Hope he slips on the ice, trips on his skate laces,
Oh, the ISU's got two faces!

VERSE 2:
Well I guess they were wrong
'Cuz it wasn't long
Til skaters were hitting the floor,
The crowd was alright,
But by the end of the night
They wished Michelle would just burst through the door
Hey she didn't mean to cause a big scene
She just made a simple request
Now I hope old Sin-quanta's somewhere kickin' himself,
He shoulda said "Be our Guest!!".

CHORUS

VERSE 3: (Sung only at Live Shows)

Hey she didn't mean to cause a big scene
And she took their rejection with class
But I still wish she'd told that speedskating fool,
That he could kiss her [snip]

CHORUS


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