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From: skat...@aol.com (Skatfan)
Date: 21 Dec 2004 22:48:03 GMT
Subject: The Twelve Days of CoP
The Twelve Days of CoP
by Skatfan
Just to get everyone in the mood of the holiday!
On the first day of Skating,
The CoP gave to me
A Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the second day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Two twisted spins
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the third day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the fourth day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Four new entrances,
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the fifth day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Five gyno lifts.
Four new entrances
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the sixth day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Six shallow edges.
Five gyno lifts.
Four new entrances
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the seventh day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Seven jumping passes,
Six shallow edges,
Five gyno lifts.
Four new entrances
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the eighth day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Eight commentators cowed,
Seven jumping passes,
Six shallow edges,
Five gyno lifts.
Four new entrances
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the ninth day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Nine "counting" judges.
Eight commentators cowed,
Seven jumping passes,
Six shallow edges.
Five gyno lifts.
Four new entrances
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the tenth day of Skating
The CoP gave to me,
Ten fighting skatefans,
Nine "counting" judges.
Eight commentators cowed,
Seven jumping passes,
Six shallow edges.
Five gyno lifts.
Four new entrances
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the eleventh day of skating,
The CoP gave to me,
Eleven controversies,
Ten fighting skatefans,
Nine counting judges.
Eight commentators cowed,
Seven jumping passes,
Six shallow edges.
Five gyno lifts.
Four new entrances
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
On the twelfth day of skating,
The CoP gave to me,
Twelve default wins,
Eleven controversies,
Ten fighting skatefans,
Nine counting judges.
Eight commentators cowed,
Seven jumping passes,
Six shallow edges.
Five gyno lifts.
Four new entrances
Three combo jumps
Two twisted spins,
And a Level 3 footwork at the end.
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